This post is a little late in coming, but it recounts a funny event so, better late than never.
Setting: Easton Mall in Columbus, Ohio. An upscale mall that David was to drive several teenage girls to.
David enters stage right and addresses an employee of Build-a-bear who is standing in the doorway between the store and the mall.
David: Ok, I have two questions for you.
Employee: Go ahead.
David: Number 1, Can I just buy a bear or do I have to actually go around and put the stuffing in it and breath life into it or whatever?
Employee: Oh yeah, sure
David: Number 2, Do you sell any outfits for the bears that would make them look like priests?
Employee: (Thinks for about 3 seconds) Well, we have yarmulkes.
David: Actually I was looking for something kind of like a black shirt with a little white tab right here (indicates the front of the neck).
Employee: (Thinking again . . . this time longer) Our yarmulkes only come in red.
David: Thank you, you have been very helpful.
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This story has all the marks of an introduction to some great book. Get working on that, the hard part's already done for you.
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