Today, the operator at trinity received a call that went something like this:
Operator: Hello, thank you for calling trinity Lutheran Seminary, how may I help you?
Caller: Hi, I'm calling from the Plattsville, Wisconsin Police Department.
Operator: Yes?
Caller: Today we found a metal suitcase on the side of the road. It contained vestments and male clothing. We knew to call you because there was also a pair of boxer shorts that said Trinity Lutheran Seminary. Do you know who this stuff belongs to?
Operator: Uh, let me transfer you to my boss.
So, as a public service, I figured that I would use my website to help reunite this pastor and his boxers. If you know anyone who wears Trinity Lutheran Seminary boxers and lives in the greater Plattsville metropolitan area, please inform them that the police have his drawers.
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